{"slip": { "id": 10, "advice": "Never pay full price for a sofa at DFS."}}
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{"fact":"When a domestic cat goes after mice, about 1 pounce in 3 results in a catch.","length":76}
{"fact":"The oldest cat on record was Cr\u00e8me Puff from Austin, Texas, who lived from 1967 to August 6, 2005, three days after her 38th birthday. A cat typically can live up to 20 years, which is equivalent to about 96 human years.","length":220}
{"slip": { "id": 142, "advice": "If you don't like the opinion you've been given, get another one."}}
{"type":"programming","setup":"Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?","punchline":"Because they see sharp.","id":376}
{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?","punchline":"It ended in a tie.","id":19}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What type of music do balloons hate?","punchline":"Pop music!","id":261}
{"type":"general","setup":"A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.","punchline":"I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'","id":397}
{"type":"programming","setup":"Why don't programmers like nature?","punchline":"There's too many bugs.","id":419}
{"slip": { "id": 31, "advice": "Never let your Mother cut your hair."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 174, "advice": "Be a good lover."}}
{"slip": { "id": 81, "advice": "Age is of no importance, unless you are a cheese."}}
{"slip": { "id": 12, "advice": "Always block trolls."}}
{"fact":"Every year, nearly four million cats are eaten in Asia.","length":55}
{"slip": { "id": 197, "advice": "Look people in the eye."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 51, "advice": "It's wrong to be right."}}
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{"fact":"According to Hebrew legend, Noah prayed to God for help protecting all the food he stored on the ark from being eaten by rats. In reply, God made the lion sneeze, and out popped a cat.","length":184}
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