{"type":"standard","title":"Randall Simon","displaytitle":"Randall Simon","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q2172021","titles":{"canonical":"Randall_Simon","normalized":"Randall Simon","display":"Randall Simon"},"pageid":370204,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3d/Randall_Simon_and_Jair_Jurrjens.jpg/330px-Randall_Simon_and_Jair_Jurrjens.jpg","width":320,"height":229},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3d/Randall_Simon_and_Jair_Jurrjens.jpg","width":1142,"height":816},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1280688321","tid":"4af48874-01ea-11f0-802c-61348aabd3f3","timestamp":"2025-03-15T22:10:24Z","description":"American baseball player (born 1975)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Randall_Simon","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Randall_Simon?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Randall_Simon?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Randall_Simon"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Randall_Simon","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Randall_Simon","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Randall_Simon?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Randall_Simon"}},"extract":"Randall Carlito Simon is a Curaçaoan former professional baseball first baseman. He has played all or parts of eight seasons in Major League Baseball (MLB), LVBP and one in Nippon Professional Baseball (NPB) between 1997 and 2006. Simon's debut season came with the Atlanta Braves in 1997, for whom he played until 1999. He also played for the Detroit Tigers (2001–2002), Pittsburgh Pirates, Chicago Cubs (2003), Tampa Bay Devil Rays (2004), the NPB's Orix Buffaloes (2005), Texas Rangers (2006) Philadelphia Phillies (2006–2007). He also played in the Northern League for the Gary SouthShore RailCats in 2010 and Rockford RiverHawks in 2011.","extract_html":"
Randall Carlito Simon is a Curaçaoan former professional baseball first baseman. He has played all or parts of eight seasons in Major League Baseball (MLB), LVBP and one in Nippon Professional Baseball (NPB) between 1997 and 2006. Simon's debut season came with the Atlanta Braves in 1997, for whom he played until 1999. He also played for the Detroit Tigers (2001–2002), Pittsburgh Pirates, Chicago Cubs (2003), Tampa Bay Devil Rays (2004), the NPB's Orix Buffaloes (2005), Texas Rangers (2006) Philadelphia Phillies (2006–2007). He also played in the Northern League for the Gary SouthShore RailCats in 2010 and Rockford RiverHawks in 2011.
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