{"slip": { "id": 12, "advice": "Always block trolls."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 124, "advice": "Do not check work email on your days off."}}
{"fact":"Unlike other cats, lions have a tuft of hair at the end of their tails.","length":71}
{"fact":"The ancestor of all domestic cats is the African Wild Cat which still exists today.","length":83}
{"slip": { "id": 148, "advice": "Some people would be better off if they took their own advice."}}
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{"fact":"In Siam, the cat was so revered that one rode in a chariot at the head of a parade celebrating the new king.","length":108}
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