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Philip Galle was a Dutch publisher, best known for publishing old master prints, which he also produced as designer and engraver. He is especially known for his reproductive engravings of paintings.
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The Universal College - Aley was founded in 1907 and operated as a K–12 institution for many decades as an independent college preparatory school.
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