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{"type":"standard","title":"Holmenkollen Line","displaytitle":"Holmenkollen Line","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q1771722","titles":{"canonical":"Holmenkollen_Line","normalized":"Holmenkollen Line","display":"Holmenkollen Line"},"pageid":2639371,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/2e/Vinderen_stasjon_-_2010-08-07_at_17-50-34.jpg/330px-Vinderen_stasjon_-_2010-08-07_at_17-50-34.jpg","width":320,"height":213},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2e/Vinderen_stasjon_-_2010-08-07_at_17-50-34.jpg","width":5184,"height":3456},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1253978098","tid":"5b73d67f-956f-11ef-ad7f-d623fa6fad33","timestamp":"2024-10-28T20:58:18Z","description":"Metro line in Oslo, Norway","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holmenkollen_Line","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holmenkollen_Line?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holmenkollen_Line?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Holmenkollen_Line"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holmenkollen_Line","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Holmenkollen_Line","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holmenkollen_Line?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Holmenkollen_Line"}},"extract":"The Holmenkollen Line is an 11.4-kilometre-long (7.1 mi) Oslo Metro line which runs between Majorstuen and Nordmarka in Oslo, Norway. Operating as Metro Line 1, it is the route with the fewest passengers and the only one still to have level crossings and short station platforms. The line runs mostly through residential areas of detached houses, and the upper parts of the line principally serve the recreational area of Nordmarka. Holmenkollen Station is located close to Holmenkollen National Arena which hosts international Nordic skiing tournaments. Voksenkollen Station is not far from Oslo Vinterpark (Winter) and the Oslo Sommerpark (Summer).","extract_html":"
The Holmenkollen Line is an 11.4-kilometre-long (7.1 mi) Oslo Metro line which runs between Majorstuen and Nordmarka in Oslo, Norway. Operating as Metro Line 1, it is the route with the fewest passengers and the only one still to have level crossings and short station platforms. The line runs mostly through residential areas of detached houses, and the upper parts of the line principally serve the recreational area of Nordmarka. Holmenkollen Station is located close to Holmenkollen National Arena which hosts international Nordic skiing tournaments. Voksenkollen Station is not far from Oslo Vinterpark (Winter) and the Oslo Sommerpark (Summer).
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